Not as short as Elaine’s or Semper Fi’s, but still a little bit little?
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Intro to Ancient Lit
by TD Euwaite
There Ms. Henchly waved a stick
while shouting in an accent thick.
Homer and the Iliad
until our feeble eardrums bled.
Relentless without pity; pander
Virgil, Horace and Menander.
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It’s a shame how they spoiled poetry for us. I had a prof [...]